The Wisconsin/California Cheese/Wine Song
All bites of cheddar cheeses are
Than when from California.
Feasts of Edom
The West can’t beat ’em,
Our Monterey, too, is more than good.
Brick and Brie
If you ask me
Are best when from the Northern Woods.
Know happy cows
Are jealous of four-seasons land.
But our grapes our sour,
And your wine has power –
Let cheese and wine be American.
The Munsters here
Aren’t quite so weird
Our Co-jack is both sharp and fine.
We can end this feud,
When it comes to food
California should stick to wine.
— Steven Shelton
You’ve got to love anybody who sings about cheese. Go Steven!