Celebrating Each Other

I had the privilege of being invited to speak at the Sonoma Valley Cheese Conference last week (or as I affectionately like to call it: the annual Sheana Davis Shindig), giving tips to artisan cheesemakers on how to increase media exposure and drive sales (it’s always a surprise that anyone might think I’m an expert on either).

Three days and at least a dozen new friends later, I’m back in snowy Wisconsin, carrying with me a renewed spirit that we when celebrate each other, we all win.

I don’t know about you, but I’m really sick of the California vs. Wisconsin dairy story, or as the media likes to portray it: Big vs. Small … Evil Incarnate vs. Virtual Goodness … Happy Cows vs. Blustery Bovines … California Dairy Princess vs. Alice in Dairyland (well except for that last one, either Wisconsin or California could be portrayed as either side).

And while the media seems intent on pointing out the differences between our industries, all I tend to see are the similarities. We both have a growing number of farmstead dairies and artisan cheesemakers, more medium-sized plants converting to specialty cheeses, and a dwindling number of automated giants trying to eke out a living on penny-a-pound-barrel-cheddar-and-commodity-mozzarella.

Just as Wisconsin’s artisan and specialty cheese communities have enjoyed some amazing national and regional media coverage during the last few years, so too are California cheesemakers. In fact, a great article by Robert Digitale was published just today in the Press Democrat. The story opens with this statement: “A decade ago, the New York Times heralded the emergence of the region’s artisan cheese makers, calling Sonoma and Marin counties ‘a new Normandy, north of the Golden Gate.’ Since then, the industry has come of age, adding new companies, adding conferences and festivals and further bolstering the region’s reputation as a place that produces fine food as well as fine wine.”

The article goes on to talk with several cheesemakers I had the honor of visiting with last week, including farmstead cheesemaker Karen Bianchi-Moreda of Valley Ford Cheese. Her farm’s 440 Jersey cows provide the milk to make Estero Gold, one of the best new American artisan cheeses launched last year. The operation is a family partnership, including her brother Steve Bianchi, her father Paul Bianchi and now her son, Joe Moreda, a recent college graduate. “You’re going to see more diversification from all dairy families,” Bianchi-Moreda told the Press Democrat. “Making cheese and other value-added dairy products will attract those families that want to somehow stay on the farm.”

Hmmm … kind of sounds similar to Wisconsin, doesn’t it? Value-added? Staying on the farm? Diversification? I can think of a half dozen Wisconsin farmstead cheesemakers, all of whom have started up in the last 10 years for exactly those same reasons.

And interestingly enough, the Press Democrat reporter decided to interview a Wisconsin dairy spokesperson, perhaps, in expectation of a negative California vs. Wisconsin sound bite. But what he got was far different. Marilyn Wilkinson, of the Wisconsin Milk Marketing Board — who I’ve witnessed to be much more of a similarity-celebrator than a difference-divider, said: “It’s really been a terrific renaissance in small-batch, high-quality cheeses throughout the country in the last few years.”

Amen, Sister. Let’s put this Us vs. Them slug fest to bed and instead start working together.

The more opportunity one has to travel around the country, the more similarities one sees among cheesemakers, no matter where they live. An early morning tour of Vella Cheese Company in Sonoma last week with Minnesota native and head cheesemaker Roger Ranniker (alas, Ig Vella’s aging health no longer allows him inside the make room), proves that crafting small-batch, high quality cheese is pretty similar, no matter where it’s made.

As Roger, who’s been making cheese at Vella’s for 24 years, points out: “There’s basically only a dozen different steps for getting a different kind of cheese: you’ve got your milk, your starter culture, the size you cut the curd, the temperature you cook the curd, the temperature you rinse the curd, how you shape it, how you salt it and how you age it. Bam. You can get a hundred different cheeses by altering any one of those steps.”

One of the best cheeses Vella Cheese makes from its own sequence of those steps is of course its famous Dry Jack. Behind the historic stone building (originally a brewery, but converted to a creamery by the Vella family in 1931) is what appears to be a long, green, wooden storage shed sporting a series of doors with numbers ranging from 1 to 9. Inside each door, however, is a different, tiny aging room, with its own climate control, each peacefully aging hundreds of wheels of cheese on wooden racks.

And as I, a Wisconsin girl, dedicated to promoting Wisconsin cheese, walked up and down those rows – inside a California cheese plant, housing California cheese, made by a Minnesota man who is now a California cheesemaker – it occurred to me that the sweet and nutty smells that come with aging cheese are not state specific. Good cheese is good cheese, no matter where it is made. And the more we start to celebrate the success of our neighbors, the better the American artisanal cheese community will grow. That’s good for everybody, no mater whether you live in California or Wisconsin.

Record Week in Wisconsin

Here in Wisconsin, we set a plethora of records this past week.

Highest number of protesters on the Capital Square since the days of Vietnam? Check.
Longest continuous Assembly session ever recorded to debate a bill (61 hours)? Check. 
Record number of times Wisconsin was mentioned in the national news in a one-week period, for something other than cheese or the Green Bay Packers? Check.

Today, as more than 100,000 protesters prepare to descend on the capital for the biggest rally yet this week, my inbox is filling with messages from people saying they will boycott Wisconsin cheese if our governor’s “budget repair” bill passes, because it effectively strips most public workers of collective bargaining rights. 
Yeah, I get the anger. I was a state employee for four years while working as a spokesperson at the Wisconsin Department of Ag, so I can relate with the unionized workers who have repeatedly negotiated away pay raises for health insurance and deferred earnings. I’m also a taxpayer and a mother who will likely see my local school’s budget get slashed under this governor. So, yeah, I’m right there with you. But am I going to boycott Wisconsin cheese if this bill passes? 
Hell, no. Here’s why. 
A boycott of Wisconsin dairy products will only serve to hurt our hard working dairy farmers, cheesemakers, milk haulers, and all of the people who serve our industry, including veterinarians, animal nutritionists and feed suppliers. Wisconsin is home to nearly one quarter of the nation’s dairy farms. These are family-owned operations. In communities across the state, dairy farms and the local businesses they support provide nearly 150,000 jobs and generate $26.5 billion to help grow our economy.
Our dairy farmers and cheesemakers work just as hard, or harder, than anyone I know, and they’re doing their best to put Wisconsin in the news for positive reasons. Here are three headlines issued this week that you probably didn’t see, as they were overshadowed by events at the capital:
Record Milk Production: On Feb. 23, the USDA announced Wisconsin set a new milk production record in 2010. Our 1.26 million cows produced 26 billion pounds of milk – the highest number EVER recorded. Per cow production averaged 20,630 pounds, a whopping 551 pounds more than last year. 
Record Cheese Contest Entries: On Feb. 24, the United States Championship Cheese Contest, held at Lambeau Field in Green Bay, announced a record-setting number of entries in its 2011 competition, with 1,602 contest entries. Cheesemakers and buttermakers from 30 states will compete in the largest dairy product competition in U.S. history. Between March 8-10, more than 25 national judges will examine, sniff and taste more than 30,000 pounds of cheese and butter, with the national champion named on March 10. 
Record Reinvestments by Dairy Farmers: On Feb. 22, a financial incentive slated to expire next year was instead extended to 2017 by the Wisconsin Legislature, allowing farmers to use a tax credit to claim up to 10 percent of the costs of modernizing or expanding their operations. The credit applies only to the purchase of new buildings or equipment used to manage a dairy operation and does not include animals. The credits have created reinvestments of $500 million from farmers back into their operations.
Instead of fighting each other, let’s work together to ensure more of these types of headlines. Let’s grow our  dairy industry by supporting Wisconsin dairy farmers, supporting Wisconsin cheesemakers, and supporting Wisconsin agriculture. And by all means, please continue to eat Wisconsin cheese, no matter the national headlines. It’s good, and good for our state’s economy.

Want to be a Cheesemaker?

Want to make artisan cheese in Wisconsin? Here’s your chance.

For the second year in a row, Wisconsin Cheese Originals is offering a $2,500 scholarship to help one aspiring cheesemaker earn his or her Wisconsin Cheesemaker’s License and make farmstead, artisan or specialty cheeses.

Applicants must be a Wisconsin resident and be willing to undergo the rigorous pursuit that obtaining a Wisconsin Cheesemaker License requires. (The process can easily take 18 months or more, requires the attendance at five university courses, as well as 240 hours of apprenticeship with an existing Wisconsin cheesemaker).

Whew. Makes me tired just thinking about it.

The scholarship money may be used for course tuition fees, room & board, or associated costs with obtaining a Wisconsin Cheesemaker License. The application is due to Wisconsin Cheese Originals before 5 p.m. on March 7, with the recipient chosen by a review committee and notified by April 1. More information and scholarship applications may be downloaded here.

Last year’s Wisconsin Cheese Originals scholarship recipient, Katie Hedrich (pictured above), is currently working with her family to produce farmstead goat cheeses. Read about her family’s journey and the difference the scholarship made in her life in this recent Wisconsin State Farmer article.

Katie is also one of 12 different Wisconsin cheesemakers pictured on sets of note cards also offered by Wisconsin Cheese Originals. Featuring photography by Becca Dilley, boxed note card gift sets are available in sets of 6, with matching envelopes and a gold tie. Themes include:

  •  Farmstead Cheesemakers – featuring the likes of Andy Hatch (Uplands Cheese), Jerry Heimerl (Saxon Homestead Creamery) & Brenda Jensen (Hidden Springs Creamery) 
  • Rise of the Woman Cheesemaker – includes Katie Hedrich (Scholarship winner) Diana Murphy (Dreamfarm) & Brenda Jensen 
  • Master Cheesemakers – featuring Joe Widmer (Widmer’s Cheese Cellars), Bruce Workman (Edelweiss Creamery) & Sid Cook (Carr Valley Cheese).
  • Cave-Aging Masters – includes Willi Lehner (Bleu Mont Dairy), Chris Roelli (Roelli Cheese) & Gianni Toffolon (BelGioioso Cheese)
  • On-the Farm with Cows, Sheep & Baby Goats – picturing Jerry Heimerl (with the cows at Saxon Homestead Farm), Katie Hedrich (with a baby goat at her family’s LaClare Farm) & Brenda Jensen (taking care of her ladies (ewes) at Hidden Springs Creamery).
  • Kings of Stinky Cheese – includes Myron Olson (with his Limburger at Chalet Cheese), Joe Widmer (with his Brick) & Willi Lehner (creator of the one and only Earth Schmear)

Notecards include written cheesemaker profiles on the back and are blank inside. Each set of six cards & envelopes sells for $5.95. Check them out here. Makes a great gift! (along with a box of Wisconsin cheese, of course).

Frugality Fatigue

Tired of cutting coupons and pinching pennies? It’s time to kick this recession to the curb and treat yourself at your favorite cut-to-order cheese shop. Buying just one-quarter pound of a good artisan cheese and snacking on it all week can put anyone in a better mood.  Here are five Wisconsin artisan cheeses worth the splurge.

1. Marieke Aged Gouda: this cow’s milk farmstead Gouda is aged between 1-2 years on wooden planks at Holland’s Family Farm in Thorp, Wis. It’s so good, Cheesemaker Marieke Penterman has a hard time keeping it in stock. So when you do find it, buy it. No matter the price. Because one bite of that nutty, crystalized, sweet caramel delight is going to be worth whatever you paid. 

2. Hidden Springs Creamery’s Farmstead Feta: if you’ve only ever had the pleasure of eating cow’s milk Feta, than Cheesemaker Brenda Jensen’s sheep’s milk Feta is going to rock your world. If you’re lucky, you’ll find it in bulk at cut-to-order shops, others carry it pre-packaged in small tubs. No matter the size, prepare thyself for sticker shock and buy it anyway. Lighter and less-salty than cow’s milk Feta, it is completely void of calories. Well, at least you’ll keep telling yourself this when you can’t stop eating it.

3. Hook’s 15-Year Cheddar: at between $50 – $60 a pound, this is easily the most expensive Wisconsin cheese on the market today. Remember, however, you only need a quarter pound to appreciate this aged cheddar’s nutty, savory crystals. Buy a chunk and share it with friends. Nothing warms up a long winter evening faster than good cheese and good company.

4. Dunbarton Blue by Roelli Cheese: this Wisconsin Original has put cheesemaker Chris Roelli on the map in a hurry, with good reason. An earthy flavored Cheddar with just a hint of blue mold bloom, Dunbarton Blue is open-air cured on wooden shelves, producing a rich and unique flavor. Rumor has it that Chris may be breaking ground on a new, underground cave this spring, allowing for expanded production and aging of this blue beauty. Bring it on!

5. Cesar’s Queso Oaxaca: never thought you’d find a string cheese worth $12 a pound? Think again. This hand-stretched mozzarella is made weekly in micro batches by cheesemaker Cesar Luis at Sassy Cow Creamery near Columbus. Sold in bundles of between 6-12 sticks, Cesar’s Queso Oaxaca is squeaky fresh and super stringy. It’s the perfect afternoon pick-me-up. I’m even eating some while writing this, because it’s yummy and multi-task friendly.Worth every penny, and then some.


Still searching for a good cut-to-order cheese shop near you? See my list of favorites here on my blog – scroll down and look to the right under “Favorite Cheese Shops.”

Bacteria Farmers

At a conference last week discussing how to differentiate Wisconsin cheese through “taste of place” (the U.S. version of French “terroir”), I heard quite possibly the best description that could ever be given to a cheesemaker.

Bacteria farmer.

The title rolled off the tongue of Ivan Larcher, a French cheesemaker and consultant, who via Skype from France, provided a 45-minute talk encouraging raw milk cheesemakers interested in crafting cheeses that reflect the flavors of their farms to also start cultivating their own starter cultures.

“Every farm is a unique microbial ecosystem, evolving with seasons and agricultural activity,” Larcher says. “If you pasteurize the milk, you destroy the bacteria and then you have to work harder to recover the flavor. So I encourage you to think of yourself as a bacteria farmer – concentrate on farming your bacteria just as much as farming your land.”

In Wisconsin, the majority of cheesemakers purchase starter cultures from commercial “culture houses” – think of it as a mail-order catalog where if you want to make Cheddar, you buy a starter culture for Cheddar, or if you want to make Swiss, you buy a starter culture for Swiss. But in Europe, many cheesemakers have cultivated their own starter cultures, using bacteria from their own land, and have then passed these starter cultures down through generations of cheesemakers (similar to the starter cultures used to make sourdough bread).

Larcher’s talk was just one of several fascinating points of the half-day conference, which encouraged Wisconsin cheesemakers to start thinking about how they might start to market their cheese as “taste of place” – particularly those in the Driftless region (encompassing the non-glaciated one-third of southern and western Wisconsin that is home to rolling hills, limestone-filtered water and sweet soils).

The conference highlight was hearing from Gigi Cazaux, who has been working with Wisconsin raw milk cheesemakers for the past year. Her Master Degree’s thesis on the subject of whether Wisconsin raw milk cheese may constitute its own brand of “terroir”, is due to be completed by the end of the month.

Gigi gave some tantalizing sneak peaks into what her research will reveal. For example, she surveyed 22 cheesemakers in Wisconsin who produce raw milk cheeses and learned that 16 of them live in the Driftless region. Of those 16 cheesemakers, 15 use milk directly from farms that rotationally-graze their cows, which means the majority of raw milk cheese being made in the state is also grass-based. And, of those 15 cheesemakers, 14 have all the stages of production in their immediate area, including the milk source, creamery, and aging cellar.

Having so many cheesemakers in one distinct region of Wisconsin, all using grass-based milk, may provide an avenue for these cheese companies to consider marketing their product as a “taste of place” product, similar to an AOC-accredited cheese from France, Cazaux says.

“Cheese in Wisconsin is an iconic and cultural object, an authentic element of the state heritage that brings people together, Cazaux said. “You have the heritage – more than 160 years of cheesemaking in the state – as well as the marketing capacity to make it happen. I think this is potentially a very exciting project for the cheesemakers of Wisconsin.”

Of course no cheese conference is complete without actually eating cheese, and the day ended on a high note with a tasting led by Tori Miller, Executive Chef and co-owner of L’Etoile and Graze Restaurant in Madison. Of the eight cheeses we tried, four of them – Dunbarton Blue, Bleu Mont Bandaged Cheddar, Bleu Mont Alpine Renegade and Uplands’ Pleasant Ridge Reserve – were all semi-hard cheeses made in the Driftless region, and each had a distinctly, yet similar pineapple-y, nutty taste with a complex finish. Those similarities were not lost on cheesemaker Chris Roelli, who sat next to me.
“Ivan is telling us something we have known for a long time,” said Roelli, a fourth-generation Wisconsin cheesemaker from Shullsburg, “and it has started to gain traction in this business.” Microbes from the air, water and soil all play a role, he says, in the flavor a cheese develops.
“I am a firm believer that what is in the air, the water and the earth in your particular area greatly influences the flavor of cheese. The minerals in the earth are in the grass that’s eaten by the cow, and we take her milk and make it into cheese, and that taste progresses from the ground to the consumer,” Chris said.
Sounds to me like Chris Roelli is well on his way to becoming a bacteria farmer. It will be interesting to see if he and other raw-milk cheesemakers begin to associate their product with the Driftless region of Wisconsin. 

Man’s Best Friend

Coming from a long line of non-dog lovers (I may be the only farm kid ever to have grown up without a dog), I suppose it’s not surprising that I’ve never really been fond of man’s best friend. But that’s before I started hanging out with farmstead cheesemakers.

Every farmstead cheesemaker in Wisconsin seems to have a dog. And not one of those small little annoying yippy city dogs, either, but a big dog with quiet eyes that leads life with a purpose. Such as herding sheep or guarding cows. Or licking visitors until they succumb to feeding it cheese.
Oliver, the big white farm dog at Dreamfarm near Cross Plains, is one of those dogs. Ollie is seven years old, is half Labrador Retriever and half Polish Tatra, and loves to eat goat cheese. Dreamfarm owner/cheesemaker Diana Murphy got Ollie from Mary & David Falk at Lovetree Farm near Grantsburg, after the Falks’ sheep guard dog, a Polish Tatra, got a little frisky with the neighbor’s Yellow Lab. Mary was looking for homes for this unexpected batch of cross-bred pups, and the Murphys happily said yes to one.

As Diana will enthusiastically testify, “Oliver is the best dog ever. He is very friendly (maybe too friendly), but guards the farm at night.”
One of Diana’s best stories about Oliver is the time he disappeared during a walk (the Murphy’s farm borders the Ice Age Trail and on days when Diana is too busy to spend time with him, Oliver will sit on the driveway, wait for someone to pull into the trail head, and as soon as they get out of their car, run over and join strangers on the trail. Many people have gotten to know him and sometimes call him to come along).

On this particular walk, Oliver and Diana were walking around their “country block,” which encircles lots of rural area. This time, Oliver disappeared and did not come back.

“I called and called but no Oliver,” Diana said. “So I continued home and planned to get in my truck and do a search. Before I got that far, I saw Oliver coming down the road by our farm, moving slow and carrying something. When he got into our yard, I discovered that he was dragging a deer carcass! Great. I then had to leave to do some errands. When I got back, Oliver had dragged the carcass onto our porch, and had deer hair strewn all over. It was a terrible mess. Along with that, the UPS person had just dropped off a package on the porch. He/she must have wondered what kind of place we had.”

No doubt the UPS driver had seen worse on his route before, but I would have loved to have been there to witness the scene.
Diana’s dog Oliver is not the only super-friendly farmstead cheese dog in Wisconsin. If you’re looking for a little affection, Buddy at Holland’s Family Farm in Thorp will gladly attack you with kisses. Buddy, a black mix, will be one year old in March. With five kids, a farmstead Gouda cheese plant, and dairy farm to run, cheesemaker/owner Marieke Penterman readily admits she doesn’t have much time for training a new dog. But what Buddy lacks in manners, he makes up for with love.

Last week, Marieke’s little boy, Dean, was sharing his chair with Buddy in the living room. Buddy kept licking and licking Dean, until the little guy sternly told him: “No, no Buddy. I’m not your supper!” Marieke said she laughed so hard, because Dean was so serious and Buddy is so friendly.
Like the rest of the Pentermans, Buddy also likes the farm’s Marieke Foenegreek cheese. At the end of last year, Marieke ran low on inventory and her kids were complaining about not being able to eat their own cheese. So Marieke went to a store that had some for sale, bought a chunk and took it home for the family (you know your cheese is good when you have to buy it back yourself). She cut up some slices on a plate, let daughter Luna take it into the living room for everyone to share, and in just a moment, Buddy snuck up, claimed the cheese for himself, and promptly ate it in one gulp.
“Arghhhhhh … he ate the whole piece!” Marieke said. “The dog does love his cheese.”
Another cheese-loving dog is Augustus Burdock Jensen, the six-month old Airdale pup at Hidden Springs Creamery near Westby. Owner/cheesemaker Brenda Jensen says the dog eats everything. This past fall, when the Jensens were having a new sheep parlor built (they are increasing their flock, which means more milk, which means more cheese – whoo-hoo!), Gus would continually pull the same prank on the construction crew. They would open up their can of soda and Gus would steal it -no matter it if it was full or empty. Brenda would find the can in the yard in small shreds. She says Mountain Dew is his favorite.

While Gus may enjoy his soda, there is one thing on the farm that does not enjoy him: the sheep assigned to the pup to guard.

“He mostly gets in the way,” says Brenda. “The ladies stomp their feet at him in disgust. He wants to come see the babies and the moms are not so eager to share their newborns with him.”
One can only hope the love/hate relationship between the Jensen’s dog and his appointed flock will improve over time. While sheep and dogs tend to lack love toward each other, sometimes cows and dogs are no better.
Smudge, the Border Collie at Crave Brothers Farmstead Cheese, was supposed to herd cows, but didn’t behave and instead nipped at them. Despite his herding flaws, the Craves cherished him as part of the family. Sadly, he died a summer ago, and they still haven’t found a suitable replacement.
“Smudge ate everything – cheese, cereal, meat, even pie,” Debbie Crave says. “He also liked to take and hide things in the corn field. In the fall when we chopped corn, we’d find shoes, a tennis racket, toys, you name it.”
Hanging out with cheesemaker dogs has softened me a bit toward the canine family. I’ve come to the conclusion (much to the chagrin of my husband) that after our daughter goes to college, we’re going to have to get a dog. I’m going to need something to mother, and I’m betting there’s a big dog with quiet eyes out there looking for an empty-nest with a fridge full of good cheese. I think I’ll name him Fitz.

Weinlese: New Blue Cheddar

A new Wisconsin original cheese is a perfect example of what happens when you pair exceptional milk with exceptional cheesemaking.

Weinlese, which means “vintage” in German, is a new “Cheddar-Blue” made in 20-pound wheels by Mike Brennenstuhl at Seymour Dairy in Seymour, Wis. It’s the result of a partnership between Seymour and Red Barn Family Farms, a group of small, sustainable Wisconsin dairy farms certified by the American Humane Association and founded by veterinarian Dr. Terry Homan and his wife, Paula. Each farm is certified for premium milk quality and animal care, and ships rBGH-free milk to Seymour to craft Weinlese.
“We aimed to create a Wisconsin original cheese with soul,” Brennenstuhl told me before he and his crew hit the road to debut the cheese at the San Francisco Fancy Food Show this week. “This is the kind of cheese that speaks to you.”
Featuring a sweet, very creamy and mellow blue flavor, Weinlese sports a unique appearance with its yellowish golden hue and etched green veins. While Brennenstuhl calls it a “Cheddar Blue,” I’d say it’s more of a Blue Cheddar, as the blue flavor dominates the palate, while its firm body more resembles a Cheddar.
When I first heard about Weinlese, I was afraid it would compete with my revered Dunbarton Blue, crafted by Chris Roelli at Roelli Cheese in Shullsburg, which is also marketed as a Cheddar Blue.
However, Dunbarton fans have no reason to worry. While both cheeses are exceptional, they are nothing alike. Dunbarton is first a Cheddar, with a few blue veins, and is cave-aged, resulting in a hard, natural rind, Cheddar flavor, and a blue finish. Roelli Cheese has traditionally made Cheddar, so it makes sense that its Cheddar Blue is more Cheddar than Blue.
Weinlese, meanwhile, is a Blue Cheddar without a rind, that tastes like a blue with a Cheddar finish, and and shipped in cryovac, so it’s wetter and a bit sticky. This also makes sense, since Seymour Dairy is a Blue cheese plant – making such award winners as Ader Kase, a German-style blue, and Crocker Hills Organic Blue.
Cheesemakers tend to perfect what they know. Brennenstuhl at Seymour Dairy knows blue, so his cheese more resembles a blue. Roelli at Roelli Cheese knows Cheddar, so his cheese more resembles a Cheddar. Both cheeses are great examples of what can happen when a cheesemaker thinks outside the vat and puts a twist in a classic recipe. The result is two very distinct American Originals.
Weinlese should be available in most specialty cheese stores by May 1, and may be offered in Madison cheese shops as early as February. Brennenstuhl plans to make an extremely small batch this year to see how the cheese fares in the market, before launching nationally, perhaps next year. Look for Weinlese in Fromagination in Madison, before March 1.

Cheese Rinds: To Eat or Not to Eat?

Perhaps one of the most-asked questions posed by cheese eaters everywhere is: “Do I eat the rind?” The answer to this question, like all good questions, is, “It depends.”
Whether or not you choose to eat the rind on a cheese varies on the type of cheese, the type of rind, and the type of taste buds you possess. No two people, no two cheese types, and quite often, no two rinds, are the same.
For example, my husband eats every rind of every cheese, every time it is offered. Keep in mind this is also the man who eats lemon and lime wedges like they were candy, rind and all. Personally, I’m a bit pickier about which rinds I eat.
Rinds, simply put, are the outside layer that form on a cheese during the cheesemaking and aging process. Most rinds (except for wax, cloth or bark – which I have seen people actually eat, by the way) are naturally edible and will enhance a cheese’s overall flavor. Some varieties, such as Brick and Colby, are ripened in plastic film or other protective coating to prevent rind formation. Colby and Cheddar may have a bandage or wax coating which needs to be removed prior to eating. Other cheese, such as Feta, are rindless because they are not allowed to ripen.
Most other types of cheeses will feature a rind. Depending on the type – whether it be bloomy, washed, or natural – I always recommend at least trying a small portion to see what flavor, if any, the rind adds. If the rind subtracts from the overall enjoyment of the cheese, stop immediately and just eat the paste. But if the rind changes the flavor, or improves the experience, go for it. Just remember, the cheese, not the rind, should take the spotlight.
Here are a few types of cheese rinds:
Bloomy Rinds are white and soft, sometimes even fuzzy – think Camembert or Brie. Cheesemakers spray a solution containing edible mold spores (Penicillium candidum, camemberti or glaucum) on the cheese. Humidity in the room where the cheese is ripened encourages this mold to grow, or bloom, and form a rind. The only reason you might not want to eat a bloomy rind is if the rind has separated from the cheese somewhat, has a gritty texture, has bloomed dark-colored mold, or sports an ammoniated flavor.
Washed Rinds are among the most unique and flavorful of artisan cheeses. The product of exacting science, skilled cheesemaking and labor-intensive affinage, these cheeses are bathed regularly during aging with a bacterial solution to promote ripening and flavor development. Big and bold, the category comprises Old World classics such as Gruyere, Limburger and Fontina, as well as Wisconsin originals like Brick, Pleasant Ridge Reserve, Benedictine and Canaria – cheeses that marry European techniques and American ingenuity. These are some of the most interesting rinds to try, and if you’re my husband, you’ll eat them all, every time.

Natural Rinds form with the least amount of intervention. In the temperature and humidity controlled rooms where cheeses are aged, air naturally dries out the outside of cheese. Over time, this forms a crust on the outside of the cheese which becomes its rind. Cheesemakers monitor this process and sometimes rub the rind with oil or other natural ingredients as it forms. The natural rinds of hard cheeses, especially Parmesan, are wonderful for flavoring soups and stocks, but are often too hard to just eat out of hand. Freeze your leftover rinds in resealable bags so you always have one handy.
Perhaps the best advice I’ve ever received about tasting cheese and eating rinds came from Daphne Zepos, who led a tasting seminar at the 2010 American Cheese Society conference. Daphne says no matter what type of cheese you’re tasting, always “dig into the heel” – the portion between the rind and paste, which is any cheese’s “most vulnerable spot.” That one bite will lead you to discover the true taste of a cheese, and is like “going into the church through the trap door.”
Happy cheese (and rind) eating!

2011 Non-Predictions

For the past two weeks, I’ve read column after column by dozens of food writers, editors of important magazines and self-proclaimed industry experts, all touting Top 10 lists and predictions of what will be the “it food” of 2011.
The editor of Bon Appetit thinks the next big thing will be “pimento cheese.” NASFT says it will be “umami in a paste.” Innova Market Insights predicts a “fruit and veggie revival.” The Food Channel says “discomfort foods” will be big in 2011. Technomic proclaims that “Korean food will continue its revival” this year.
All of these predictions are fine and dandy if you live in New York or L.A. But I live in rural Wisconsin, smack dab in the middle of a three-hour trek between the food-troplis metros of Chicago and Minneapolis.
Where I come from, pimentos are stuffed in green olives. We have no idea what umami even means, nor would we know how to put it in paste. We put canned corn on top of our mashed potatoes and count it as both a comfort food and as a vegetable. Our mothers place fruit in jell-o and call it a “salad.” Most of us have never eaten Korean food in our lives because there is no Korean resident nor restaurant within a 200-mile radius of us. Our idea of an exciting food night out is discovering baby rice popcorn topped with black truffle oil and Sarvecchio cheese at a hip new restaurant in downtown Madison. And then we think we’re living high on the hog.
In short, while others may find it easy to predict what will be hot and new in 2011, I find it easier to predict what should not be trendy. And because I write about cheese, I’ll keep my pleadings limited to the dairy aisle.
So, in a plea to stop the insanity of Top 10 Lists and What’s Hot Columns, here are my Top 3 Non-Predictions for the Wisconsin cheese community for 2011 (and please know that I apologize in advance for anyone I inadvertently offend):
1. Please Stop The Gouda Train. For the love of god, would every cheesemaker in Wisconsin please please please stop adding a flavored Gouda to their line-up of specialty cheeses? For the past year, I’ve had to endure more gummy, tasteless, horrible Goudas than I care to mention and find a nice way to say they don’t suck.
With thousands of innovative cheese recipes out there, why is everyone suddenly choosing to produce a flavored Gouda? How about crafting a bloomy rind, or an original washed rind or mixed milk cheese? I’d kill for an artisan Camembert or Manchego. As far as I’m concerned, there’s only one good Gouda being made in Wisconsin, and that’s by farmstead cheesemaker Marieke Penterman. Marieke Gouda is the kind of cheese that is so good you have to forcibly make yourself stop eating it before you get sick … which leads me to Point No. 2.
2. Cheese is Not a Health Food. Every food marketing organization seems intent on convincing me I need to eat and feed my children more cheese to be healthier. Yes, cheese is a wonderful source of protein and calcium, but it’s also a major source of saturated fat. An ounce of Cheddar has about 9 grams of fat, 6 grams of which are saturated.
That means that cheese is a food to be enjoyed in moderation, and to be eaten because you like the taste and texture, not because you’re trying to lose 20 pounds. There’s a reason many food writers should receive hazard pay for being a bit chubby around the middle. It’s because we eat A LOT of cheese. Duh.
3. Cheese Curds, Like Apple Pie, Were Made to Eat the Same Day They Were Made. Here’s a memo to all the companies out there developing amazing new technology to bag and seal cheese curds, giving them a shelf life comparable to a nuclear-resistant Twinkie: Please Stop the Madness!!!! Cheese curds were made to be eaten on the day they were made, no ifs ands or buts about it.
If you live too far away from a cheese factory to buy curds that were mere milk 8 hours prior to your visit, then you have two choices: 1) move closer to the cheese factory, or 2) don’t eat cheese curds. The poor excuse of mild cheddar cheese globules sold in most grocery and convenience stores in bags, tubs and re-sealable pouches could easily inspire Bon Jovi to write a song about giving cheese a bad name. Consumers unite: just say no to day-old curd.
So now that I have those three non-predictions off my chest, let me be one of the first to wish you and yours a new year filled with good cheese, mashed potatoes with corn, and an occasional jell-o salad. Happy 2011!

Limerick Winners

Last week, I kicked off a Cheese Limerick contest, with the invitation that the only thing more fun than eating cheese is writing about it. Well, 33 of you agreed and submitted entries. After much deliberation over sake, chocolate and cheese with friends at my dining room table Thursday night, I am finally sober enough to announce the winner of the Cheese Underground Cheese Limerick contest.

Drum roll, please.

The winner of an autographed copy (by all 12 cheesemakers) of the 2011 Portrait of a Wisconsin Artisan Cheesemaker is Melissa Routzahn of Crystal Lake, Illinois, who penned this little treasure:
In my dreams the whole world’s made of cheese.
Tommes and Chevres grow like fruit on the trees.
The moon’s made of bleu,
Rivers flow with fondue,
And the Limburger wafts in the breeze.
Ahh … it makes me feel happy and warm inside. Good job, Melissa, your autographed calendar is on its way in the mail!
With so many amazing entries, it was hard to pick just one winner. That’s why the official sake-drinking and cheese-eating committee also named six runners-up, all of whom will get a regular 2011 Portrait of a Cheesemaker Calendar (still in the plastic – alas, no autographs, but super cool nonetheless). Here are the runners-up:
Bob Wills, Cheesemaker at Cedar Grove Cheese in Plain, Wis. (cheesemakers are multi-talented) wrote this one:

A young man who pulled mozzarella
was really a muscular fella.
With his strong hand and wrist
no girls could resist
his backrubs, and things they won’t tell ya.
Spaulding Gray, the cat from Vancouver, Washington, who writes Cheesemonger’s Weblog, won a runner-up prize with this entry:
I have a cheese in my fridge;
It’s named Upland’s Pleasant Ridge.
It’s won best of show,
Thrice but not in a row.
To savor, daily I eat but a smidge.

Amy Wallace of Madison, Wisconsin penned a whole page of limericks, but this one was the judges’ favorite:
My favorite cheese comes from Sartori,
One bite and you’ll taste all the glory…
It’s called Bellavitano
It’s truly divine, Oh!
Now I’m hooked, that’s the end of the story!
Kent Roper from Sacramento, California penned this one:

I met a man who wouldn’t eat Cheddar
At least not in real stormy weather
He’d cry and he’d weep
He wanted cheese from a sheep
He said that Manchego was better
Deb Dunstan from an undisclosed location (Deb, send me your mailing address) scored brownie points with this “Ode to Chz Geek”:
We Hooked a sweet, constantine gal,
From Saxony green fields that swell,
Of valleys driven by Carr,
River bend sheep seen afar,
As she promotes our state’s cheese so well.

And last, but certainly not least was Doug Harris, from Stockton-on-Tees in England with this one (watch for a package from the U.S. coming your way, Doug):
Take a cheese, then neglect, let it stew.
Watch it rot and unpleasantly hue.
Just ignore your material
While it gets all bacterial.
Then you’ll end with success from the blue.

Thanks to everyone for your creativity and all the entries! You made a cold Wisconsin night much warmer and happier.